Post by Terrence ClayBY BRENT FURDYK/DEC. 2, 2023 3:15 PM EST
From the very first moments of "Saturday Night Live" in its 1975 NBC debut,
viewers recognized it was unlike any other show that had come before. The
unbelievably weird opening sketch, in fact, featured "SNL" writer Michael
O'Donahue teaching a foreigner (played by John Belushi) to speak English
phonetically, via such bizarro phrases as "I would like to feed your
fingertips to the wolverines," and "'Hey,' Ned exclaimed, 'let's boil the
wolverines.'"
Right from the get-go, "SNL" developed a reputation for edgy, counterculture
comedy that slowly wormed its way into the mainstream, eventually becoming a
television institution in its own right. And even as the show became ingrained
within the culture it continued to mock, every once in a while, the danger and
unpredictability that served as the "SNL" hallmark in its early years continued
to rear its head with sketches so outrageous viewers couldn't believe they made
it onto network television.
For a closer look at some of the more notorious skits on "Saturday Night Live"
that really pushed boundaries, read on.
Word Association with Richard Pryor (1975):
Comedian Richard Pryor hosted "Saturday Night Live" during its first season and
appeared in a sketch that still ranks as one of the show's most controversial
ever. In the sketch, Pryor plays a guy interviewing for a job; with cast member
Chevy Chase leading him in a word-association test, he is instructed to respond
with the first word that pops into his head while Chase reads from a list. It
all starts innocently enough, with words such as "dog" and '"rain," until
Chase's language becomes racially charged. As Chase begins spitting out
increasingly insulting racial slurs, the anger of Pryor's character is evident
in the racial epithets he hurls back. It all comes to a head when Chase says the
n-word, leading Pryor's character to respond, "Dead honky."
That edgy sketch brought attention to the fledgling late-night show and came to
represent the show's groundbreaking take-no-prisoners style of guerilla comedy.
"It defined us," "SNL" creator Lorne Michaels told The New York Times. "It put
us on the map."
The sketch was written by late comedian Paul Mooney, brought in for the episode
at the request of Pryor. In Mooney's memoir, "Black Is the New White," he
claimed the skit was inspired by the grilling that he underwent from Michaels
and various network executives. "Easiest sketch I ever write," Mooney recalled.
"All I do is bring out what is going on beneath the surface of that interview
with Lorne and the NBC execs."
Death Row Follies (1976):
Another racially charged sketch appeared just a few episodes later in that first
season when the British comedy duo Peter Cook and Dudley Moore hosted. In the
sketch, titled "Death Row Follies," Cook plays a director auditioning death-row
inmates for a prison talent show. Garrett Morris, the show's sole Black cast
member at the time, plays a prisoner who sings a self-penned song. The lyrics
are simple but memorable: "I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I
see ..." he sings.
Looking back, Morris recalled that the skit hadn't really been fleshed out, with
Lorne Michaels telling him and the other performers to come up with something
for their respective inmates' auditions. "So I had nothing," Morris said in an
interview with Pop Goes the Culture. Then, he recalled remembering a story he'd
heard from one of Harry Belafonte's singers about a Southern woman known for
writing racist songs who was hauled onstage during Art Linkletter's TV show and
invited to perform one of them. She reluctantly agreed and launched into what
was, in essence, a white-supremacist version of the song that Morris performed
in the sketch, but with the substitute of a racial slur for "whiteys."
"So basically, my Death Row Folly thing, that's how that got born," Morris
recalled. "Then I added, 'When I shoot all the whiteys I see, then whitey he
won't bother me ...' It is one of my most enduring [moments] ..."
[Wow! I did not know that!]
Uncle Roy (1978-1980):
Child molestation isn't typically seen as the basis for comedy, but it formed
the underlying premise of two sketches featuring frequent "SNL" host Buck Henry.
Buck plays Uncle Roy, who babysits two preadolescent girls, played by Gilda
Radner and Laraine Newman. Uncle Roy engages the girls in some highly
questionable "games," such as asking them to search for "buried treasure" in his
pants pockets, and far worse.
Henry was well aware of the perils of playing pedophilia for laughs but
rationalized doing it because the sketches were written by two female writers,
Anne Beatts and Rosie Shuster. He also appreciated that, at the end of the
second sketch, the girls' parents return and gush about how there's no one like
good ol' Uncle Roy. Henry recalled looking directly into the camera and
responding, "Oh, I don't think that's true I think there's an Uncle Roy in
every family,'" Henry told the Television Academy Foundation. "I thought that
was a great moment in which, possibly, I can start interesting conversations in
families across America about who was the Uncle Roy in their family," he
explained.
"It was the lighter side of child molestation, I guess," Beatts told Vice. "Then
the other thing was that the girls were innocent, and they just always triumphed
over him, they turned the tables on him as a sexual predator, in a way. It
pushed the envelope a little."
Nude Beach (1988):
"Saturday Night Live" host Matthew Broderick gamely appeared in a sketch that's
gone down in history as one of the show's edgiest, in which he plays a guy
vacationing at a nude beach resort. The comic hook in the skit was that his
fellow nudists continually remarked about his genitalia, using the word "penis"
a ridiculous number of times (more than 40, actually). "Fantastic piece,"
declared "SNL" creator Lorne Michaels during a 2022 appearance on the "Fly on
the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade" podcast.
The sketch was written by Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel. As O'Brien recalled
on his "Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend" podcast, he was responsible for the
penis-themed song at the end of the sketch and revealed that the sketch barely
made it on the air when the network's standards and practices team objected.
"They just said, 'There's just no way you can do this,' and we were arguing it.
Like, it's part of the anatomy. You should be able to say penis. Of course now
it's the most tame thing in the world."
"Nude Beach" generated a lot of controversy, along with a reported 46,000 viewer
complaints. As a result, several big advertisers bailed on the show. "We lost
Toyota. We lost two, three big sponsors," Michaels revealed. "Because people
would boycott a [car] dealership ... whoever has the dealership in Mississippi
is calling central headquarters going, 'There's people outside here protesting.
Why are you sponsoring that show?'"
Canteen Boy and the Scoutmaster (1994):
The spirit of Uncle Roy was alive and well in a 1994 sketch featuring "Saturday
Night Live" host Alec Baldwin and Adam Sandler as Canteen Boy, a naive assistant
scoutmaster. Canteen Boy had made several prior appearances on the show, but
this sketch has remained the most memorable for its deeply uncomfortable
undertones. In the sketch, Baldwin plays an older scoutmaster who makes sexual
advances toward the clueless Canteen Boy, becoming increasingly less subtle.
"Whoops, my shirt fell off," Baldwin's character blurts out after ripping off
his shirt to expose his bare chest.
Many viewers were appalled. At the time, reported The Washington Post, Chicago
Sun-Times columnist Richard Roeper wrote that he'd received calls from several
viewers who stopped watching partway through the sketch. Baldwin returned to
host later that year and addressed the controversy in his monologue. "Now, even
though the character of Canteen Boy is a grown man, a perfectly intelligent 27-
year-old, not a child, some people got the wrong idea and, frankly, all hell
broke loose," he said, then offering the wildly exaggerated claim that NBC had
received 300,000 complaints, and lost seven affiliates, because of the sketch.
According to the Post, whenever that sketch is rerun, a title card is shown
informing viewers that "Canteen Boy is a highly intelligent though quite
eccentric 27-year-old who still lives with his mother, and who, despite his age,
remains active in scouting."
Conspiracy Theory Rock (1998):
A 1998 animated sketch, written by Robert Smigel, has earned a special place of
notoriety in "Saturday Night Live" history by airing just once and never being
broadcast again. A spoof of "Schoolhouse Rock," Smigel's "Conspiracy Theory
Rock" explains how federal deregulation has allowed large media entities to
gobble up smaller ones, with these acquisitions and mergers leading to just a
handful of companies controlling all media in the U.S. Meanwhile, the sketch
also notes that GE (which, at the time, owned NBC) and Westinghouse (which then
owned CBS) are also manufacturers of high-tech weaponry, whose factories pump
carcinogenic PCBs into the atmosphere.
Claims that the sketch had been forever banned from ever again airing on NBC
have floated around for years, but don't appear to be entirely accurate. In a
2006 The New York Times profile of Smigel, "SNL" head honcho Lorne Michaels
insisted that the skit had been removed from reruns (which are one hour,
shortened from the live show's 90 minutes) so that the episode could include a
second song from musical guest Backstreet Boys.
In that same profile, however, Smigel implied that NBC brass initially had no
objections, but then changed their minds about subsequent reruns. "It just
struck me as really funny to do it on our own network," he said. "I was somewhat
delighted that they were okay to do that, and then they reconsidered. It's hard
to get angry about it."
Schweddy Balls (1998):
Now a holiday classic that reruns each year in the annual "Saturday Night Live"
Christmas specials, the 1998 "Schweddy Balls" sketch remains a brilliant example
of juvenile wordplay that is laugh-out-loud funny by appealing to our inner
Beavises and Butt-heads. The skit features host Alec Baldwin as Pete Schweddy,
who visits NPR's "Delicious Dish" to share the recipe for his homemade holiday
treat, Schweddy balls. "No one can resist my Schweddy balls," Baldwin deadpans
at one point in the sketch.
Although the sketch has been broadcast plenty of times in primetime during
holiday specials, NBC censors initially wanted to relegate the skit to the later
minutes of the show, while Lorne Michaels fought to have it appear right up
front. "Lorne very graciously fought for 'Schweddy Balls,'" Ana Gasteyer, who
appears in the sketch, told Entertainment Weekly. "Standards and practices did
not want to put it right at the top of the show. [Traditionally], racier content
will play after midnight. I don't know if that's still the case. But [Michaels]
so correctly understood that the characters were naive to the usage of the word
'balls' that he fought really hard and successfully to have it air before
midnight, which I really appreciated."
More than two decades after it first aired, the sketch dredged up fresh
controversy when Ben & Jerry's announced plans for a new Schweddy Balls flavor
and received backlash from a conservative group, One Million Moms, calling for a
boycott.
[I found it tedious after the third time they said "Schweddy Balls".]
Colonel Angus Comes Home (2003):
Several years after the TV debut of "Schweddy Balls," "Saturday Night Live"
plumbed similar ground for another hilarious sketch based on naughty wordplay,
2003's "Colonel Angus Comes Home."
The sketch, written by Tina Fey, begins with cast members Amy Poehler and Rachel
Dratch sitting on a porch, costumed in late-1800s attire, while a banner above
them reads, "Welcome Home Colonel Angus." The titular officer eventually
arrives, played by host Christopher Walken, with numerous lines riffing on how
Colonel Angus, when spoken with a Southern accent, sounds like something else
entirely. As they discuss the pros and cons of Colonel Angus, each mention of
his name becomes more ribald and suggestive than the last. "I myself never much
cared for Colonel Angus," Dratch's character drawls in the sketch's definitive
line. "He rubs me the wrong way. Not sure why. Can't put my finger on it."
The coup de grace, of course, came when the colonel revealed he'd been stripped
of his rank, and will no longer be known as Colonel Angus; from now on, he
insists on being called by his given name: Anal Angus.
Dick in a Box (2006):
While it was somewhat improbable that "Schweddy Balls" would go on to become a
classic "Saturday Night Live" holiday sketch, who would have imagined that the
same fate would be in store for a musical skit in which Andy Samberg and host
Justin Timberlake wrapped up their genitals as Christmas gifts to present to
women? Yet that's precisely what happened with "D**k in a Box," which first
appeared in the 2006 Christmas episode.
According to Timberlake, the filmed sketch had already been shot when they were
told that the Federal Communications Commission wouldn't allow them to use that
particular word on network television. After some negotiations, "D**k in a Box"
was cleared for air but with that word bleeped, a total of 16 times. "The
irony of that," Timberlake said in an interview with Hot Ones, "is that
bleeped-out version I think is the funnier version."
And while "D**k in a Box" has since joined the pantheon of beloved "SNL"
sketches, it has certainly dredged up its fair share of controversy. According
to a 2015 feature in The Atlantic, which analyzed FCC complaints about "SNL"
over the previous three years, the sketch was still generating viewer
complaints, all those years later.
Sofa King (2007):
"Saturday Night Live" viewers who cracked up at "Schweddy Balls" and "Colonel
Angus" had a field day with the utterly silly 2007 sketch titled "Sofa King."
The sketch was a faux TV commercial for a family-owned sofa retailer who'd
experienced so much success with their mattress store Mattress King that
they were expanding into sofas. The gag comes in how the store's moniker, Sofa
King, is used in a new slogan adapted from their other store, in which the
products sold are guaranteed to be "Mattress King great."
"How great is that?" asks the proprietor, played by Fred Armisen, who's answered
by his wife, played by Maya Rudolph, who declares, "That's Sofa King great."
They then ask their three sons about their products, with one describing a couch
as Sofa King comfortable," while another refers to the low price as "Sofa King
cheap."
Interestingly, years before the "SNL" sketch aired, there was already a retailer
in the U.K. called Sofa King which had been the source of complaints since
2004. In 2012, The Guardian reported that Britain's Advertising Standards
Authority had received numerous complaints about one of the company's newspaper
advertisements, which read, "Where the Prices are Sofa King Low!" The
organization determined that the phrase could be seen as offensive, and ordered
the company to stop using it in ads. Meanwhile, the actual Sofa King has
suggested that the writers of the sketch were inspired by its company website.
Djesus Uncrossed (2013):
Poking fun at religion, particularly Christianity, is still considered to be a
big taboo in American television. "Saturday Night Live," however, pushed that
envelope with its 2013 sketch "Djesus Uncrossed." A parody movie preview
spoofing Quentin Tarantino's violent western "Django Unchained," the sketch
featured host Christoph Waltz as Jesus, complete with a crown of thorns and an
array of weaponry ranging from swords to machine guns.
There's no turning the other cheek here; the resurrected Jesus rolls away the
stone and immediately seeks revenge on the Roman centurions who crucified Him.
"He may be wearing sandals, but he can still kick ass," a voiceover intones as
Waltz, brandishing a Japanese katana, slices and dices his way through Romans.
The sketch received criticism from several religious groups, including the
Catholic League, and even the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), a
civil liberties and advocacy organization group representing Muslims. In a press
release, CAIR decried the skit. "Such misrepresentation of what Jesus, peace be
upon him, stands for is extremely offensive to Muslims and to all those who
believe in his message," said CAIR national executive director Nihad Awad in a
statement. "While we understand the use of shocking imagery and bizarre
juxtapositions to provoke a humorous response, we believe such a distasteful
portrayal of a religious figure revered by billions of Muslims and Christians
worldwide crosses the comedic line." Meanwhile, the right-wing American Family
Association pressured retailers Sears and JCPenney to pull their ads from "SNL".
[Zzzz... hardly very boundry pushing.]
Rosetta Stone (2013):
How did a 2013 "Saturday Night Live" sketch about language-teaching software
wind up resulting in complaints from officials of a foreign government? That
sketch, dubbed "Rosetta Stone," was a fake TV commercial for Rosetta Stone to
introduce its latest edition, Thai. The skit's premise took the position that
the only Americans who'd want to learn Thai were creepy dudes traveling there
for illicit purposes. That was made clear by the phrases taught in the course,
which included "How much?" and "Is that for the whole night?" along with, "Oh my
God, what have I done?"
As one might expect, the government of Thailand was not thrilled that the
country was depicted as being less known for its beautiful beaches than for its
reputation as a destination for depraved sex tourists. As Page Six reported (via
Mediaite), Thailand's Culture Minister Sonthaya Khunploem, in conjunction with
the country's Ministry of Foreign Affairs, was demanding that the clip of the
sketch be removed from YouTube, so it wouldn't be seen by the citizens of
Thailand, who were certain to be offended by the "SNL" characterization of their
country.
"The government will also inform the U.S. Embassy that the commercial spoof is
tarnishing Thailand's image, and will ask the embassy to explain the situation
to the producer of 'Saturday Night Live,'" he said. That effort, however, was
apparently unsuccessful, given that the sketch remains available to view on
YouTube.
Escape from Jungle Island (2015):
A 2015 "Saturday Night Live" movie spoof set the bar for combining silliness
with suggestiveness by spoofing "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom." In the
sketch, a scene from a faux 1983 movie "Escape from Jungle Island" features host
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Dr. Bones, with Pete Davidson as his sidekick,
Short Long, and Kate McKinnon as translator Ms. Reese, who clearly has the hots
for Bones. Suddenly, the trio is besieged by headhunters, who fire poison darts
at them, with one hitting Short Long in the neck. Luckily, Bones has the
solution: suck out the poison and then spit it out. When he's then hit with a
dart in the chest, Short Long returns the favor by sucking the poison from his
nipple while Reese's lusty efforts to volunteer her services are continually
rebuffed.
As more darts come flying, another hits Johnson's character in the butt, with
Davidson once again doing the honors. When they're both hit with darts in the
crotch area, they come up with the genius idea. "Quick!" Dr. Bones tells his
protégé. "Cartwheel up to me." He does, with the two sucking the venom out of
each other while engaged in a particularly acrobatic emulation of a very
specific sexual position (hint: it's typically identified by a number).
World's Most Evil Invention (2017):
While Dwayne Johnson's "Indiana Jones" spoof may have pushed the envelope, a
subsequent sketch featuring the wrestler-turned-actor went even further.
In "World's Most Evil Invention," a meeting of the Mad Scientists Society is
underway, presenting its annual award to the scientist who managed to create the
most evil invention on the planet. After two scientists show off their creations
a shrink ray and a freeze ray, respectively Johnson's scientist wheels out a
crude-looking robot. "Hi guys, my name is Roy," he states. "And for the most
evil invention in the world contest, I invented a child-molesting robot." The
big selling point, he explains, is that the robot can easily molest twice as
many children as a human. His invention, it turns out, is a little too evil and
totally creeps out the rest of the inventors especially when Roy reveals his
process. "What you do is you start by building a regular robot," he explains,
"then you molest it and hope that it continues the cycle." Most bizarrely, the
sketch ends by becoming an ad for the White Castle hamburger chain.
Not surprisingly, some viewers took offense. "Who seriously thought this child
molester robot sketch was IN ANY WAY FUNNY?!?!" tweeted one, while another
tweeted, "Harming children isn't funny. 'SNL' crossed the line here." Of course,
the sketch also had its fans. "'SNL' rarely goes this dark, but this one works
..." read a review from The A.V. Club.
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Let's go Brandon!